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What you are about to read

could be the most boring blahblahblah

ever written in blogilization.

But some of my friends
who aren't knowldedgeable bout the internet
need instructions for subscribing to the blog.

SO I'M TREATING YOU TO SOME FUN PICS

OF ME AND MY SIS HAVING FUN

TO MAKE IT BEARABLE.

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See that little box on the right hand sidebar

(2nd from top) that reads "Hello Lovely

directly to your email?"

Typing in your email address and clicking

submit will get you on the list which means

you will never have to google to find

the long silly URL again!

I will automatically show up in your inbox

(with beer).

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A simple rhyme to conclude.

*recite with your best Kelly Pickler drawl*

Y'all imbibe our sunny vibe, and

please subscribe to our lovely tribe.

97% of blog readers are unaware of his secret tattoo.

Now I will proceed to read your minds:

"we never really liked you and feel now only deep pity."

I'm tellin ya, it's a bedtime blog written by a sleepdeprivedhigh,
one-off, oddly wired human.

Thank you for following, you crazycool people
with impeccable taste in blogs.